Monday, September 24, 2007

Notes From Bizarro World

A senior White House official has said Barack Obama is "intellectually lazy."

This quote must be miscredited. It must be from the an official at the Black House, the seat of executive power in Bizarro World, where super-genius President Bush has brought us an unprecedented era of peace and prosperity through his unparalleled knowledge of world history, current events, and economics.

Has to be. Has to be.

Because otherwise, it'd just be a White House official making up bullshit with no basis in fact, ignoring the obvious mental deficiencies (and possible functional illiteracy) of the Chimp-in-Chief.

Hmm... on second thought, either possibility is equally likely.

Rob

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