Showing posts with label explosives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label explosives. Show all posts

Thursday, August 30, 2012

I'm no explosives expert, but...

... I think Batwing is engaging in some serious CYA behavior in this week's Justice League International Annual:


"The device was small. Undetectable." Seriously, dude?


Let me make it easier for you: HIS ENTIRE TORSO IS COVERED IN EXPLOSIVES.


Batwing scans for explosives like I scan the refrigerator: "Honey, where's the mustard?"
"It's in the fridge."
"I don't see it."
"Sheesh, it's right in front of you."
...
"The jar of Grey Poupon was small. Undetectable."

Boom.

Rob

Monday, December 01, 2008

This Week In Weight Loss

So despite the turkey, stuffing, gravy, corn, mashed potatoes, broccoli puff, cranberry sauce, candied sweet potatoes, cheese & crackers, beer, tea cooler, pumpkin pie, apple pie, whipped cream and other delights...

I lost 1.8 pounds over this last week. Or, in terms of explosives, the weight of this World War I German grenade.

Which, festively enough, is nicknamed a "potato masher." Try bringing one of these to the Thanksgiving table!

Rob