You know what's nice about being laid off over the holidays? At least you have time to spend over the holidays.
Unless, that is, the fuckers at the unemployment office send you a letter for a MANDATORY two-hour meeting in New York City on the day one of your families is actually celebrating Christmas.
There is no fucking upside.
Rob
(Oh, and the letter? On Grinch-colored paper.)
Monday, December 15, 2008
Injury? Meet Insult!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Dear Dunkin' Donuts
Seriously? Knuckling under to Michele Malkin? What are you, idiots?
What does Helga think?
Yeah, me too.
Rob
Thursday, December 06, 2007
What an asshole.
"Freedom requires religion just as religion requires freedom....Freedom and religion endure together, or perish alone." - Mitt Romney
Seriously, Mr. Romney:
Sincerely,
Rob
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
CBS is really pissing me off.
I was jazzed to watch The Amazing Race 12. Sat down for dinner tonight, clicked onto our Tivo'd premiere episode.
And once again, CBS let football run long, so 60 minutes ended late, so we get half a 60 minutes episode and half Amazing Race.
We can't add time to buffer our recording; Desperate Housewives comes on right afterward, and the Tivo has to switch. And unlike many of its shows, CBS doesn't make the full episodes available online.
I'd love to watch The Amazing Race. I really enjoy the show, and it's the only reality show we watch, making it a great change of pace from our usual fare. But...
THERE'S NO POINT IN WATCHING A RACE IF YOU NEVER SEE ANYONE WIN.
CBS deserves a middle finger right in its goddamn eye.
Rob