Lately, I’ve been playing a lot of Scrabble on Facebook. Call it Lexulous, call it Wordscraper, it’s still Scrabble. Capital S, eight letters, 17 points, and a proper noun so you can't play it anyway.
Thing is, I’ve noticed that there are words that are missing. Not so much words that are missing from the acceptable word lists, but actual letter combinations that should make words and somehow don’t.
WOY, for example. I imagine it as a popular game in the Polynesian islands involving a coconut and butterfly nets.
PLUD. An unripe plum.
GLAB. That film in your mouth after a night of drinking.
HULVEY. That feeling of wanting to eat even after you’re stuffed.
PROTT. Any detritus found between the toes.
ZAY. An overall term for any sort of animal-to-animal communication.
VULT. A temperature-sensitive place to store chocolate; something of a Cadbury humidor.
TWONK. Physical assault similar to a purple nurple.
XUMI. A smoky taste, but chewy, too.
QUOKE. A triple-or-more jump in checkers, getting kinged in the middle.
Anyhow, this is also a roundabout way of telling you that I'll be running off to parts unknown, kicking back with some friends for a little while. Don't know if I'll have internet access, and don't know if I'll use it much if I have it. But I'll see you in a week or so, 'kay?
Rob
Saturday, June 27, 2009
If I Can't Score It, It Ain't a Word
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