The other day I was at the gym (I know!) and while I was listening to my audiobook (Stephen King's Duma Key), I got to witness a long commercial for giant teddy bears. Which means it must be Valentine's Day.
In the commercial, gorgeous women were presented by a giant stuffed bear (only $99!), and would hug it and squeeze it and fall against it on the couch, or jump into bed with it.
Now, I couldn't hear the sound. But I could read the look in the eyes of all these beautiful women. And--I swear this is only 20% imagination--that look said:
"I'm going to fuck the stuffing out of this bear... and you can watch!"
The photo above is actually less lascivious than the impression I got from the commercial, which can be viewed here.
So, happy Valentine's Day. 'Specially you, silly old bear.
Rob
2 comments:
that furries and plushies convention really messed with your head didn't it?
Every knows that Furries conventions are a myth invented by the conservative right to embarass the liberal left into celebacy.
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