Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Our Hideous Economy

Stepping out of Penn Station today, I couldn't help notice a guy wearing a big sign that said "Women and Children Sample Sale 35% to 70% Off".

Good grief. Sample all the women you want, pal, but leave the children out of it.

Rob

4 comments:

bastard central said...

but rob,

children DO stay crispy in milk, and are part of a complete breakfast

Rob S. said...

There is only one genome worth of difference between frosted flakes and scabs from skinned knees -- but that genome is SUGAR!

bastard central said...

mommy mommy, why am i running around in circles.

shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor

Jeri said...

In a recent taste test involving such samples, Safeway shoppers preferred store brand women and children to the nationally recognized brands.