Friday, June 27, 2008

Beware!

I have a tiny scab at the tip of my nose.

My injury came the other night, as I was cuddling our ferret She-Devil, and she started kissing me on the nose.

Over and over again.

With her sandpaperlike tongue.

Usually, she only gives my nose a couple of licks. Not this time. Eventually, I have to assume that she tasted my blood, and decided to drink it.

Now, you might think, why on earth would I continue to hold this little fuzzy vampire up to my nose? To be honest, my nose didn't hurt at first. But then, all of a sudden, it started to sting. She was eroding my nose!

And I only am escaped to tell thee: Do not let someone erode your nose, no matter how cute they be. Beware!

Rob

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