Thursday, November 06, 2008

I May Get More Comments On This Post Than Any Other I Have Done Before.

You stand at the door of a castle. There is a knife on the ground.

Rob
(Thanks, JtB!)

16 comments:

bastard central said...

i pick it up and stab you in the facee

bastard central said...

well just the face. i have no idea what the hell a facee is

Will Staples said...

Can I get ye flask?

Rob S. said...

YOU HAVE PICKED UP THE KNIFE.

THERE IS NO FACE.

THERE IS NO FLASK.

YOU STAND AT THE DOOR OF A CASTLE. YOU ARE HOLDING A KNIFE.

Will Staples said...

Oh, alright, I'll play by your rules. ;)

INSPECT DOOR

Andy said...

pick up the knife and open the door

Rob S. said...

THE DOOR IS AN ORDINARY WOODEN DOOR. IT IS SLIGHTLY AJAR.

Rob S. said...

THE DOOR TO THE CASTLE OPENS. YOU SEE A BUGBEAR!

jill from GA said...

get out your can of raid

Rob S. said...

You are holding a can of raid and a knife. A bugbear is in front of you.

Halka said...

INHALE CAN OF RAID. HOPE BUGBEAR THINKS YOU'RE DEAD AND LEAVES.

jill from GA said...

spray the raid past an open flame igniting it, spray at bugbear and leap inside the castle door and shut it quick

Rob S. said...

YOU HUFF RAID AND FALL OVER, TWITCHING LIKE A BUG.

THERE IS NO FLAME.

THE BUGBEAR TAKES YOUR KNIFE.

Brian Jacoby from Secret Headquarters in Tallahassee Florida said...

I pick up the knife. As I go to place the knife into my backpack, along with my rusted lantern, old book, the thing that my grandmother gave me that I don't know what it's for, and no tea, the knife begans to vibrate in my hand.

A spectral voice seems to emanate from the blade, repeating the same word over and over, "Ginsu... Ginsu... Ginsu..."

Brian Jacoby from Secret Headquarters in Tallahassee Florida said...

Oh, and the Bugbear was an illusion. I forgot to mention that.

Rob S. said...

THE BUGBEAR (ILLUSORY OR NOT) STILL HAS YOUR KNIFE. HE IS WAVING IT THREATENINGLY AT YOU.

HE CUTS YOU!