Saturday, July 16, 2005

The Ninjatarianism Isn't Working...

...and besides, I had criminally good ribs the other night. Ribs so good I should be put in jail just for making them.

However, I've decided that, instead of eating only ninjas, I shall now eat only food killed or prepared by ninjas. Yes, I'm going ninja-kosher.

Thing is, ninjas are a secretive bunch. You can't expect them to put a little N in a circle on every cut of meat they butcher or cake they bake. That's against the ninja code. So, I'll have to assume that most food I can eat is prepared by ninjas unless I'm explicity told otherwise. The exception is brussels sprouts, since whoever heard of a ninja from Brussels. (Six foot four and fulla muscles, maybe, but can he drip poison down a string to kill James Bond? I don't think so!)

So there you have it.

Rob

4 comments:

Kit said...

To help you on your ninja diet try here.
Enjoy!

allenfjr said...

Hey, there have been amphibian ninjas, blind ninjas, fat slob ninjas, undead ninjas and gay ninjas (Mad TV sketch), so why not ninjas from Brussels? They could even inspire a limerick, "There once was a ninja from Brussels..."

PapaGoose said...

Hey, there have been amphibian ninjas, blind ninjas, fat slob ninjas, undead ninjas and gay ninjas (Mad TV sketch), so why not ninjas from Brussels? They could even inspire a limerick, "There once was a ninja from Brussels..."

PapaGoose said...

Yes that's me posting twice above. Don't know how that happened. I just remembered that turtles are reptiles and not amphibians. It's back to 9th grade Biology for me...