Friday, April 22, 2005

What's happenin' hot stuff?

Through the magic of Sploid, I found this story on the web. (And through the magic of a search engine, I found it again when I got home.)

Basically, it says that Chinese men have penises the same size as everyone else. Big deal, huh? But check out these key paragraphs (the last sentence is the zinger):

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared
favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.


Ok, I the only one who can't figure out why anyone would care about this information? Erect, sure, I can understand that. But flaccid? Who the hell funded this study, you eggheads? Did they even tell you why they were interested?

I mean, really.

Rob

1 comment:

Greg! said...

Yeah, I gotta agree that it's a 99.8% pointless study. One of the (many) remarkable things about the human penis is the wide range of relationships between its flaccid proportions and its erect size. Thoroughly unpredictable and sometimes surprising.
This study sounds like doing an exhaustive car comparison that studies brightness of dashboard lights and the heat-up times of cigarette lighters, but never takes the cars on the road or even out of the garage.
All cats are grey in the dark.