In the Netherlands, handless mutant-retards are believed to be able to scratch the backs of the dead. People always invite handless mutant-retards to wakes, just to make the guest of honor comfy.
Rob
(What the %#$& am I talking about? Lemme 'splain...)
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
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There's an old saying..."If you roll around with the pigs, you're gonna get muddy." However, after earning that wonderful title, it just goes to show that sometimes you get a gold nugget out of the deal.
--Christian
Ya lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas...
Yeah. I'm thinking I might be done with this guy. He's gone from amusing to vile.
We'll see how long it lasts, though. I'm sure he'll pull me back in.
Imagine lying on your death bed and ruminating on your regrets. Will "I wish I'd spent more time troll-wrestling" be one of them?
Note: Troll-wrestling is not to be confused with dwarf-tossing. No one tosses a dwarf.
Indeed. It's only fun until it stops being fun. And when it stops being fun, it goes downhill fast.
Butt does anyone toss a dwarf's salad? And if so, how long are the tongs they use?
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