She’s No Lady…

Last night my wife brushed a bug off of my shoulder. It was a round little brown bug with black spots. She called it a “faux ladybug.” But that seems a little longwinded to me. If it’s pretending to be a ladybug, let’s call a spade a spade: It’s a tranniebug!*

Rob

*Not to be confused with transsexual viper Ann Coulter.