Thursday, April 12, 2007

Two For Two

Two umbrellas in two weeks. Collapsed, turned in on themselves, and stuffed into the same goddamn trashcan on my walk to work. Twice now, this has happened, in icy bucketfuls of rain. One of the umbrellas' handles twisted off in the wind as I rounded a corner. I couldn't even keep the skeleton together.

I sit here in my office, soaked from the waist down, fuming from the neck up.

This shit has got to stop.

Rob

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