Sunday, February 03, 2008

The Chop

I am slowly sawing off my own head. When I was shaving this morning, I noticed a very tender spot on the side of my neck. I can only surmise that the convention lanyard I wore all day yesterday has been rubbing against it, over and over again until its raw. It's either slow sawing or fast erosion.

Rob

7 comments:

Ami Angelwings said...

Time to start a pumpkin patch. >.>

Rob S. said...

Eww. Great idea. My noggin would look great amid the other gourds.

Ami Angelwings said...
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Ami Angelwings said...

I meant that you should use the pumpkins as replacement heads silly! XD

Rob S. said...

An even better idea -- especially if I can set it on fire and throw it at people!

Ami Angelwings said...

Well yus. :D That's why you need a patch, so you can do that early and often!

Rob S. said...

Okay, I'm in. I'm wearing a lanyard until I can snap this thing off!