Friday, September 01, 2006

This Just In: Trash Lover Has Gutter Mouth

First of all, apologies for ruining your childhoods.

I can't remember why, but for some reason the other day I saw a clip of Oscar the Grouch singing "I Love Trash." I think I was surfing around on YouTube, but who knows. Anyhow, I noticed something very curious as Oscar sang this verse:

I've a clock that won't work
And an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own!
I love them because they're trash!

He has a WHAT??

I didn't even think that was possible for a muppet.

Rob

6 comments:

Greg! said...

Oh, come on. He's a Muppet. You can fit your whole arm up there.

Lobbyist said...

You are both going to hell for even thinking it.

But Prarie Dawn is a 'ho

Alice in Wonderbread said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Jeri said...

No...just--no....

Dave said...

I've always wanted to hear a grimy, dirty remake of that song, preferably from a garage band, even better with low production values.

Good thing Oscar doesn't have a Brick City Spackle Knife. (No, I won't provide a link)

These boxer shorts are cool!
http://tinyurl.com/f8mwe

Rob S. said...

cool shorts..

Brick City? ewww....