The salescreep just told someone, "We're in the business of dreams." He's selling magazine ads. I'm dreaming of my foot up his ass.
Rob
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Why I Vomit.
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5 comments:
But with the ad you will know how to buy a gun...
Just made your dream better.
No -- he's not even working for our magazines. He's a richy-rich boat guy. He was just dropped here.
Just for another week, though. Then he's off to I-don't-care-where.
On the bright side you have a source of hilarious quotes to put in your blog daily now right? :D
Way to be hall-full there. He was out today; we'll see what gems he brings on Monday.
Haha!
I love it. Love the title. Are you trapped in corporate crap or what?
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