Friday, March 21, 2008

In Which I Learn the Name of My Nemesis

An update on my weight-loss progress:

Bupkiss.

For three weeks, I've had no progress whatsoever. Granted, I wasn't particularly attentive to things, and I've been just playin' 'em how they lay. So three weeks ago, I lost no weight. Okay, that's fine, but I've got no picture to show you. Like so:








Last week: I lost 1.8 pounds! Yay! That's the equivalent of a hardcover copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. A substantial piece of fiction.
So now this week, what happens?

I see my old friend again. Harry friggin' Potter. And once again, no progress is made.


This week, I'm tracking every point. And I'm drowning this brat in the deepest well I can find.

Rob

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