Say What You Want About Spitzer...

...but he hasn't been caught participating in Nazi-themed orgies. I swear, the human mind is a snake pit.

More appropriate themes for orgies?

• Gilligan's Island.
• King Kong versus Godzilla.
  
• Senate Subcommittee on Foreign Relations.
• Arbor Day.
• Exiled in Space!
  
• UFC: Ultimate F***ing Challenge
  
• Rollerball.
  

and

• Slap leather! The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral.

Remember:

Arbor Day = HOT.

Rob