Monday, October 08, 2007

Best Evasion Ever

So I'm in the men's room as we're waiting for our table at Blue Smoke, when a guy comes in with his daughter in a stroller. I was occupying the booth, so he decided to go first, and deal with his daughter once I vacated. He's standing at the urinal when his daughter asks, "Daddy, how can you pee standing up?" or something along those lines. And he says:

"I have my ways."

Two points for Mr. Mysterious!

Rob

1 comment:

Jeri said...

On a vaguely related note, I was in Office Depot today and a kid and his dad were checking out the DVD rack.

Kid (looking at the Spiderman 2 DVD cover): Why does he have a woman?

Dad: Because he's smart.